Centaurs In Cuisine: Taur Topper

Centaur Cake Topper

This is a cake topper. I wonder what kind of couple would have this piece on their wedding cake. Do they have delusions of grandeur about his virility? I also wonder what the rest of such a wedding event’s theme would be like. Is the mythical beast theme carried into other aspects as well? Fauns for flower boys? Pegasus dropping rice bombs? A dryad ring bearer perhaps. The possibilities are endless.

If the groom is the taur and that’s his bride on his back, they must have had a wedding night to remember. That is, if she lived through it.

1 Comment

August 1, 2014 · 1:44 PM

One response to “Centaurs In Cuisine: Taur Topper

  1. Well…it is said that it’s not what a woman wants in a man, but what he has on him! 😉

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